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Zoomer Demotivational Poster

NECESSARY TOOLS: - If it doesn't move and it's supposed to, use WD-40. If it moves and it's not supposed to, use duct tape.

TAGS: shelby cobra duct tape zoomer
Rating: 4.38/5

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tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:23 pm
Still... ... Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
EmilioDumphque - March 29, 2013, 12:10 pm
It has a scoop on top of another scoop?? (in a low pressure area??)
CloudchaserS - March 29, 2013, 10:52 am
At least it was a kit car instead of an original. I know because the originals had aluminum bodies

SKYNET - If you change it to "Siri" it's even scarier AND more realistic.

THE BOOK OF LIFE: - You can only read it once. (Spoiler alert:: everybody dies.)

There once was a pirate named Gates -

THERE IS PEACE - In none but death.

I don't always meet a nice girl. -

TAGS: boyfriend interesting rerun man zoomer
Rating: 4.77/5

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MissPriss - June 22, 2013, 12:30 am
5Laughs to the truth of that...there are a few members I see in my head...bahaha!

HOW TO GET PEOPLE TO SWITCH TO ELECTRIC CARS: - Just release the damn concepts!!!

TAGS: chevy concept reality car zoomer
Rating: 4.14/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 13, 2013, 2:00 am
zoomer296 - March 11, 2013, 12:50 am
No this sucker's electric, I just need water to generate the 300w needed to run the motor. (Yes, that's supposed to be a Back To The Future reference.)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 11, 2013, 12:29 am
O..... M...... G!
robbidos - March 10, 2013, 11:03 pm
The concepts aren't released because mainstream is considered to ignorant and dull to want something different. the technology for running a car on water was created before Henry Ford. And i'm not talking steam.
zoomer296 - March 10, 2013, 10:28 pm
They have about 10 of them up and running in Japan: http://tinyurl.com/452dmu
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 10, 2013, 1:31 am
I've seen commercials a long time ago about a car that can run on water. They ended the commercial saying, "It'll be ready when the world is ready." It's more like when the oil tycoons die.
zoomer296 - March 8, 2013, 9:38 pm
Sorry, broken link. Here is a new one: http://tinyurl.com/alu4y5x
zoomer296 - March 8, 2013, 9:36 pm
Yes it does: http://files.conceptcarz.com/img/Chevrolet/chevy_Volt_Concept_DAS_07_DV-02.jpg
EmilioDumphque - March 8, 2013, 1:10 am
The concept looks like a brick and doesn't have doors. The reality looks sleeker and does.
CloudchaserS - March 8, 2013, 12:15 am
I'm told that auto industry concepts are nothing more than glorified displays of new ideas. They never actually get produced no matter how cool they are.

she may be a little weird -

secure locks: $60 -

This is how -

TAGS: computer laptop hoodie thief zoomer
Rating: 4.71/5

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Silverheart - April 21, 2013, 1:12 am

From now on, guests leave their hoodies out5ide.
Reality Lord - April 20, 2013, 11:52 pm

LOLZ...and to think i've been saving my money when it was that easy

GOOGLE GLASS - One day...

TAGS: google achievement left house zoomer
Rating: 4.64/5

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ughomer - March 19, 2013, 8:45 am
By all means, Zoom. Have at it!!
zoomer296 - March 17, 2013, 10:34 pm
Do you think I should make more posters like this?
spacedog - March 17, 2013, 12:26 pm
Nice. I can't help but think the basement dwellers will never unlock that achievement. 5L
CloudchaserS - March 17, 2013, 12:06 am
More and more every day, we are becoming the Borg. It's high time we rebel against the dragon.

TK-421, WHY AREN'T YOU AT YOUR POST? TK-421, DO YOU COPY? - Apparently they never found the droids they were looking for...

tunnels -

SUNRISE - Whether I retire to bed early or late, I always rise with the sun. ~ Thomas Jefferson

TAGS: jefferson thomas sun sleep zoomer
Rating: 4.17/5

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Rudedog - April 1, 2013, 11:58 pm
Is TJ. Referring to morning wood?
ipaprime - April 1, 2013, 8:21 am
not me I go to sleep when it is rising

THE SAD THING IS - That somebody, somewhere, is going to believe this.

TAGS: ps4 gates jobs nintendo zoomer
Rating: 4.13/5

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falloutghoul - April 11, 2013, 6:11 pm
What's sadder yet is that the person in question wants to believe it.

Geek test: -

TAGS: bttf fox geek test zoomer
Rating: 3.67/5

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5150monkeylove - June 18, 2013, 11:18 pm
My mind yelled, "HELLOOOOOO (knock knock) McFLYEEE (knock) 5L sir.
zoomer296 - June 18, 2013, 10:22 pm
I was going to put Michael J. Fox, but I noticed the jacket.
EmilioDumphque - June 17, 2013, 2:35 am
A guy with a surfboard? Why is that noticeable?
Pagong - June 16, 2013, 11:10 pm
Check out the background.
Silverheart - June 16, 2013, 6:33 pm

I really don't get this one. It's a screencap from the movie, right? Close up of Marty (portrayed by Fox). What else is there to notice?
Cannabal - June 16, 2013, 4:39 pm
No, I noticed Michael J. Fox first. BAM!

In New York city -

TAGS: uss york russia memorial zoomer
Rating: 2.56/5

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Sho - May 29, 2013, 12:07 pm
ohh ok ok. Cool.
steve1961 - May 29, 2013, 2:47 am
Ooooh! Now I get it...said everyone.
zoomer296 - May 28, 2013, 11:14 pm
It is the USS New York and it was forged from from the steel of the world trade center
Sho - May 28, 2013, 2:49 pm
i dont get it

WHAT THE HELL WERE THEY SMOKING BACK THEN, - and where can I get some?!

TAGS: status quo 60 s 70 s zoomer
Rating: 5/5

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Swampfox - March 22, 2013, 2:58 am
I know... but no.

I wonder what doth he ponder, -